Jokes

Santa and hidden camera

Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet : “What are you searching for?”

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A for apple

Banta class mein – madam maine “abc” yaad karli..
Madam -ok , to sunao..
Banta – abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz&hell

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A donkey kicked santa

A donkey kicked santa & ran away, sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra and started beating it and said, ‘Sala tracksuit pa

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Sher ka shikar

Wife: Why are you waiting here?
Husband: Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hoon mere darling!
Wife: Toh jao naa khade kyu ho!
Husband: Ka

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Mai sadhu kyu banta

Ek admi sadhu se bola,
Meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaya batayien na shadu ji…
Aur phir shadu ghusse me bole,
Abe

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Gadhe ki baat

Ek sahabji ghabraye hue aaye aur biwi se bole: “Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…!”
Itne mein u

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Khada kar diya

Krish: Doctor ne mujhe kaha tha ki woh do hapte mein mujhe pairo par khada kar dega!
Jack: Accha kya who aisa kar paya?
Krish: Ha uska bi

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Committing suicide

Santa is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.
Somebody stops him and asks, kya ha

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