Banta- Tumhari dukan par mithai rakhi h, tmhara isko khane ka maan nhi karta.
santa- Karta to bahut h par papa marenge isiliye chat kar rakh d
Ek kanjus ko bijali ka shock lag gya.
Wife- Aap thik to hai na.
kanjus- Phaltu ki baat chhod aur meter dekh kar bta ki unit kitna badha..
Dudhwala- ab manual dudh nahi duhata h, pendrive lete aaiye aur jitna GB dudh chahiye lete jaiye.
Ram- Pahle Gaye(cow) ki jibh nikal kar dikha
Teacher- Insan wo hai jo dusaro ke kaam aaye.
Funny student- Lekin exam ke time to na aap khud insan bante ho na dusare ko banane dete ho..
Exam ka result aaya aur pappu ki friend jor-jor se rone lagi.
Pappu- Ro mat, pahle ye bta ki kitne percent marks aaye h.?
Friend- 90 %
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Ram- Suno jara.
Shyam- Chup raho, khate time baat nahi karte.
Khane ke baad
Shyam- Ab bolo.
RAm- Teri plate me cockroach tha, l
1 girl went to electronics shop with anger & threw her new laptop on d desk at person from whom she bought.
She told d salesman that u ha
I was in 12th She was in 12th
I love her - she love me
I got MBBS She got BBA
I was doing MBBS She got MBA
I was preparing f